2) A simple triage protocol you can run in 2 minutes (even with greasy hands)
You need a repeatable script so you’re not diagnosing over the phone while someone’s under a lift and air tools are screaming. Your triage is about: (1) safety, (2) tow vs. limp-in, (3) capturing contact info, (4) setting the next step.
Use this 6-question triage every time:
1) “Are you in a safe spot right now?” (On shoulder? Parking lot? Home?)
2) “Can you tell me the year/make/model and mileage?”
3) “What happened right before the problem started?” (Hit pothole, jumped, overheated, long crank, stall at stoplight.)
4) “Any warning lights? Is it the oil light, temp light, or check engine?”
5) “Any smells, smoke, leaks, or loud new noises?” (Burning smell, fuel smell, grinding, knocking.)
6) “Can it move under its own power safely?” (Will it start? Can it shift? Can it stop?)
Decision rules you can use today:
- Tow it (no debate): brake pedal to floor, grinding brakes, overheating/red temp light, oil light on, smoke, fuel smell, loss of steering assist, major fluid leak, won’t shift out of gear, loud knocking, or it dies repeatedly.
- Limp-in only if ALL are true: no red warning lights, no overheating, brakes feel normal, no smoke/fuel smell, and it drives straight without shaking.
Finish the call with a “next step” line: either “I recommend a tow; I’ll text you the shop address and where to drop keys” or “Let’s book you for first available tomorrow and we’ll diagnose it.”
Key takeaway: Don’t diagnose—triage for safety, tow vs. limp-in, and a clear next step.