2) The 60-second triage protocol (exact questions to ask)
After-hours triage has two goals: (1) confirm the pest type and risk, and (2) decide: dispatch now, schedule first slot, or call back in the morning. Keep it short—people are stressed.
Use this exact question order:
1) “What are you seeing right now—bug, rodent, or nest?”
2) “Is anyone in danger—kids, pets, allergies, asthma, or anyone already stung/bitten?”
3) “Where is it—bedroom, kitchen, living room, attic, crawl space, or outside near an entry?”
4) “Is it active right now—are they swarming, flying, biting, or in the open?”
5) “How many—one, a few, or a lot (like dozens)?”
6) “Have you used anything already—sprays, foggers, baits, bleach, or traps?” (This matters for safety and what you can do on arrival.)
7) “Is this a home or a business? If business, are you open right now?”
Decision guide (simple and fast):
- Dispatch now: bed bugs confirmed in bed/sofa; rodents in living areas; active yellowjacket/wasp nest at a doorway; restaurant/food service roach/rodent call.
- Book first slot tomorrow: ant trails, spiders, attic noises only, termites (no indoor swarming), preventive service.
- Safety redirect: If someone is having trouble breathing, severe swelling, or pesticide exposure symptoms, tell them to call emergency medical services first.
What to tell them while you schedule:
- Bed bugs: “Don’t move items to another room. Bag bedding/clothes. Don’t bomb/fog—it spreads them and makes treatment harder.”
- Rodents: “Put food away, close interior doors, keep pets away from droppings, and don’t handle the rodent bare-handed.”
- Wasps/yellowjackets: “Stay away from the nest area. Don’t spray it at night unless you have proper gear—agitated wasps are a real injury risk.”
Key takeaway: A tight, repeatable question order lets you decide dispatch vs. schedule without guessing.